Saturday, December 17, 2005

Scenes from a restaurant

He: "That's impressive. How do you come up with such colorful descriptions?"
Me: "Well, sir, I do have a college education."
He: *laughs self importantly and smiles like a crocodile* "I have a college education and I don't think these things up."
Me: "I suppose it doesn't hurt that I'm a writer."
He: "Oh really? What do you write about?"
Me: *stares pointedly at him* "The things I see."
He: "Such as?"
Sir's wife: "David, she writes about idiots like you. Now, can we order dinner before she has enough material for a novel?"
Me: *smiles*

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