R is for the Razzmatazz in her smile.
I is for her brief Incarceration for a drunken night of cat juggling.
S is for the Shit that comes out of her mouth, not in her pants.
B is for Bartender of Ballsy Bacchanals and Ballyhoos.
E is for her groundbreaking cure for Erectile dysfunction.
E is also for Exchange rate...nuh uh, she's priceless.
although orange, plastic, and disc-shaped, she da balls!